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October 12, 2017

NAME THAT STATE!

Woman finds naked intruder in her home eating pineapple

(Thanks to Patty Villanova, Allen at Division and the Louisiana Bureau) 

THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE DEATH PENALTY

Van driver stopped for carrying excessive amount of cheese

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

YOU KNOW THE SQUIRRELS WERE BEHIND THIS

Paramedics save man after Dover sole jumps down his throat

(Thanks to Le Petomane and Roberto, who says "I like sushi, but this is a bit too much.")

'HE DID NOT WANT TO EXPLAIN WHY'

A man in south China was taken to the hospital with a wrench on his manhood

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

ALWAYS A SMART LEGAL TACTIC

Woman charged with assault after reportedly squeezing officer's testicles during arrest

(Thanks to funny man)

IN THAT CASE, SIR....

Man led troopers on chase because 'it was on his bucket list'

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Rudolph)

SALISBURY SOCIAL NOTE

Skinny dippers disrupt wedding reception

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THERE ARE WAY FEWER RULES

Men find their 'bromances' are MORE emotionally rewarding than relationships with their wives and girlfriends

(Thanks to funny man)

FLORIDA MAN TAKES A TRIP

He ate marijuana candy and got on a flight. And then the trouble began

Hudek went into the plane’s bathroom, left, came back and then exited once more without his shirt on, according to court documents. He then grabbed the plane’s door handle and tried to get out.

WE'RE WITH HER

Photo Galleries 'My wife thinks I'm crazy:' Grower of gargantuan fruit nabs new record with world's largest squash

(Thanks to The Perts)

CANADIAN TERRORISM UPDATE

Serial puker pinched north of Toronto

(Thanks to Richard Getsinger)

THIS HAPPENED IN PITTSBURGH, BUT GUESS WHERE THE SUSPECT IS FROM

Man Tries to Avoid Paying for His Sandwich by Calling in a Bomb Threat

(Thanks to Rick Day)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pinellas Park man Googled 'how to rob a bank' then robbed a bank

(Thanks to James Flynn and Ralph)

IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY TO START PLANNING FOR APRIL FOOL'S DAY

Here's an idea.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

SEND THEM TO NORTH KOREA

Radioactive wild boars in Sweden are eating nuclear mushrooms

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

 
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