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October 11, 2017

HE CAN BE HIS OWN EXPERT WITNESS

A local attorney, also reported to be the president of the Davidson County Drug Court Foundation, has been arrested for allegedly driving under the influence and cited for having a small amount of marijuana.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

AUSTRALIA:

Even the women are scary.

(Thanks to John Lobert and Ralph)

HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE SNEAK PREVIEW

It's only October, but here at Holiday Gift Guide Headquarters we are hard at work, by which I mean sitting around marveling at the badness of this year's crop of gift items. Here is our ace professional Miami Herald photographer, Carl Juste, gingerly holding one of these items. Rest assured that he washed his hands afterward.

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(Photo by Judi Smith)

MEET OFFICER JETSON

A new video shows a Dubai police officer testing out the new hoverbike, which has rotors instead of wheels that allow it to fly.

(Thanks to Geoff)

UPDATE ON AUSTRALIAN WILDLIFE THAT WANTS YOU DEAD

Now: Magpies.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

GUYS IN ACTION

Cowboys fan suffers third-degree burns putting on flaming Dallas jersey after loss to Packers

(Thanks to fotoman)

SCIENCE CAN BE LONELY WORK

SCIENTISTS INFLATED DEAD DOLPHIN PENISES TO FAKE SEX WITH DEAD DOLPHIN VAGINAS

Autoplay.

(Thanks to The Perts and Veee)

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

'Crocodile' swimming in London harbor was pond ornament

(Thanks to Ralph)

CSI: LITITZ

...a newlywed stands accused of leaving her husband with “puncture marks and scratch marks” on his genitals following a 1:45 AM confrontation inside the couple’s shower.

This is one reason why we avoid showering at 1:45 a.m.

(Thanks to Ralph)

TOTALLY WORTH IT

Man gets T-Mobile logo on his arm to score a free iPhone

(Thanks to B'game)

WE SAW MALAYSIAN TOILET SWAMP CREATURE OPEN FOR STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK

Bizarre 'swamp creature' emerges from toilet in Malaysia

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

 
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