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October 05, 2017

DON'T PRETEND YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED

Man Sets New World Record For Putting On Most Pairs Of Underwear In 30 Seconds

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WE BET

Struggling to learn a new language - these porn stars could help

(Thanks to Ralph)

ANYBODY MISSING ANYTHING?

Dog walker finds intact penis and testicles on beach

(Thanks to funny man)

'CHECKING TO SEE IF THEY WORKED'

Police Arrest Nude, Drunk Man Firing Weapons Outside Home in Florida Keys

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "How else would you know?") (Also thanks to Ralph)

BAREHANDED

Rangers remove snake from toilet in South Africa

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

DIDN'T DR. SEUSS WRITE ABOUT THIS?

Chinese man admits sneaking snakes over border in socks

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

'OPERATION OFF THE MENU'

McDonald’s manager sold $10,900 in cocaine by hiding it with burgers and fries, police say

(Thanks to Patty Villanova, Rick Day and Kevin Smith)

IT'S WAR

“While we were waiting, we heard chanting behind us and all these Ronald McDonald clowns came into Burger King."

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

PRIMATE GUYS IN ACTION

Jealous chimp named Romeo BEATS UP zookeeper because he thought he was flirting with a female chimp named Juliet

(Thanks to Al Barkafski and Le Petomane)

 
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