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September 06, 2017


Krispy Kreme ends popular ‘Talk Like a Pirate Day’ promotion

(Thanks to PirateBoy)


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Those scurvy bilge rats

They aargh soon to be havin' sugar withdrawls.

AVAST! I would keel haul anyone who mentions "Pumpkin Spice" anything.
Tisn't a fit substitute for TLAPD. Yeargh.

Rather dan toutin' t'annual pirate celebration and doughnut feast on its low flag fit only fer land-lubbin' scum, the company gloats "oh, here, come about, ye tenderkins" wi'the return of its Pumpkin Spice Original Glazed Doughnut. Who but a pumpkin-humpin' scoundrel would purchase such a thing at a participating store this Friday only?

We saw Krispy Kreme open for the Pittsburgh Pirates back in the day. Or maybe not. Fake donuts! SAD!!!!!!!

Arr!! This be a stinking business.

@Ken - WIN

If only a store was in the area so I could protest

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