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September 06, 2017

TODAY'S BUSY CONSUMER

Investigators allege that Sessions masturbated while seated at a table in a Cheddar’s restaurant and used a sex toy on herself in a Home Depot parking lot. She also allegedly exposed herself in the Home Depot’s appliance section and engaged in a sex act inside a dressing room at a Kohl’s department store.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

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Didn't "Wireless Vibrating Panties" open for The Buzzcocks?

After the couple’s arrest in July, Calloway commented on Facebook that, “I have never seen so many friend requests in my life. Wow.”

Any relation to the Attorney General?

Just asking.

Fake Attorney General! SAD!!!@#!!%$!!!

This woman needs some of those little hands you were wearing yesterday.

Despite the billion-to-one chance that the Missus would ever see this comment, I shall be making no comment. Nope. None at all.

I wonder if they'll send her any customer surveys ?

Not funny!!! Why can't ppl just have fun without per/prosecution??? Lighten up, America, they didn't harm anyone. Read my upper lips: I'm not joking.

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