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September 07, 2017

THERE'S PROBABLY A PERFECTLY INNOCENT EXPLANATION

Man has a three-inch-wide glass cup removed from his rear after having it stuck there for two days

(Thanks to Jeffrey Brown and Le Petomane)

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Apparently Xiao is pronounced "Ow" - with a silent X.

nursecindy, can you handle this one?

This is what Kim Jung is facing when our toughest sanctions yet take full effect.

As they said in the first season of _ER_:

He fell off a ladder, while changing a light bulb. Naked.

"It was a million to one shot, Doc. Million to one."

I'd like to think he ate the cup and it was stuck coming out. Naaaaahhhh

#342 on the list of unbelievable statements given to hospital admissions staff.

"The glass was greased and in the chair when I got out of the shower naked and sat down on it. I have no idea where it came from."

Only three inches and it got stuck? I guess size really doesn't matter.

I'm not saying it was aliens ... But It Was Aliens!

Nothing says wakin' up
like a glass up your butt.
(With apologizes to Folgers Coffee)

Someone said "Shove it up your a** and, not being the brightest bulb in the chandelier, he took it literally? No?
Well, it COULD have happened that way.....

NEVER ask this guy to propose a toast.

Two days? TWO DAYS???

Thank goodness it wasn't a beer stein.

I see a Florida man and a future New England Journal of Medicine article:
"An emergency keister de-glassification"

He was trying to remove anal wax?

The gerbil needed a drink.

It could have been worse, it could have been a giant glow in the dark potato (see other post.)

Bottoms up!

the glass will have a place of honor at a local bar. drunk frat guys will pay $10 to do a shot out of the infamous "ass glass" which by tradition is never washed.

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