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September 06, 2017

STAND BY YOUR MAN

A woman told detectives that her husband could not possibly be the man seen in surveillance video breaking into a Windermere home earlier this month because the couple was at a swingers club in Eustis when the crime was being committed, according to the Windermere Police Department.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "In that case, sir...")

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"We was at a swingers club."

"You was?"

"Yes."

"Your husband gets three years for the robbery. And I'm sentencing you to six months remedial English."

Was anyone thigh shot? Because if not, meh?

Hey, there's nothing like having lots of witnesses. For establishing an alibi, too.

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