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September 06, 2017

MEDICAL PROCEDURE OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Denver nurses suspended for opening body bag to admire man’s genitals

(Thanks to Jane, near Denver)

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"Trust me - I'm a medical professional."

NurseCindy, what were you doing in Denver???

Sounds like a hell of an opening bit for some nurse's surprise Strip-O-Gram birthday party.

"It's a a fabrication of the truth. I can't even pronounce huge wanker."

Schwartz?

Five nurses together? Worst time to be dead.

This is a common nightmare for men. You are naked, lying in bed with five nurses admiring your junk. Then you realize with a start that you are dead. A real bummer dream for sure.

I really would hate to wake up dead like that.

Shrinkage. The steel tray is cold.

"Multiple staff members viewed the victim while he was incapacitated, including after he was deceased."

So, wait: please tell me he was not already in the bag whilst not being deceased.

Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Dr. Frahnkensteen: That goes without saying.
Inga: Voof.
Igor: He's going to be very popular.

In my case I left the bag empty.

There's a joke with this exact scenario that I can't repeat here.

Are they saying this is wrong? Wow! I had no idea. Boy is my face red!

Seriously, I can't tell you how many men tried to show me their stuff when they were alive. I always told them the guy in the next room was bigger.

Thanks, Nurse Cindy!

"Denver police responded to the incident?"

"Affirmative: Dead guy's junk is huge."

This has been the highlight of my week. My thanks to the dead guy, the nurses, and all commentators.

@nursecindy 'when they were alive'. Is there a warning undertone here?

Well, no one was hurt in this case. Maybe it could count as professional development experience, or something.

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