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September 20, 2017


A New Mexico man is facing charges after police say he randomly slapped a customer and then stole the man's green chile cheeseburger before dashing away.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)


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I'm trying to picture this.

But...did he have any belts (drinks) inside?

Lousy reporting...

He won't get far on green chile gas...

Hamburglar strikes again.

There's nothing lower than a customer-slapping, green chili cheeseburger thief.

Zorro's great-grandson is not doing so well these days, eh?

Totally justified ONLY if it was a veggie patty.

In Texas, the fact it was a green chili cheeseburger the penalty would be increased to a hanging offense.

In Oklahoma it would be a drawn-and-quartered, THEN hanging offense.

@Wolfsong-My dad was born in Lone Wolf, Oklahoma. If he was still with us, he would agree.

I was thinking the same - who in his sane mind would eat a green chile cheesburger?? Are those poeple suicidal?

@Qaz- When it comes to hot chili it could be an acquired
loss of taste.

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