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September 06, 2017


A Florida man performed a sex act on a female companion “in the middle of families” gathered on a Clearwater beach Sunday afternoon, according to cops who arrested the couple.

(Thanks to Stan Ruth and Kevin Smith)


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"Dammit, Jim, I'm an ICE agent, not the sex police!"

Insert your own "dew point" joke here.

1 1/3 oz. Vodka
1 1/3 oz. OJ
1 1/3 oz. Cranberry juice
2/3 oz. Peach schnapps
Add ice, shake.

If only they'd claim it was performance art. Then the 1st amendment would protect them.

The sequel will be out in about 9 months, titled "From Here to Paternity".

He didn't bother to bail his girlfriend out of jail?

Girlfriend? He just met her!

Is clam season still open?

Sex Act on a Female Companion “in the Middle of Families Gathered on a Clearwater Beach: we all saw them open for Kinsey and Johnson. Or maybe we just remember it that way.

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