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September 25, 2017

OOPS

African Soccer Star Thanks Wife …And Girlfriend… After Match

(Thanks to D Shey)

Update: Apparently this had already been blogged. Judi will of course be fired.

RUMMAGING AROUND IN A WHAT?

Dog walker is forced to chase his pet Labrador-cross around a field after it found a sex toy while rummaging around in a bush

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

OFFICIALS NOTICED 'SUSPICIOUS MOVEMENTS'

Sri Lankan arrested for trying to smuggle 1kg of gold in his rectum

(Thanks to DaninDallas, Philster, Chris Elzi and Barry Nester)

MAYBE THEY COULD EXERCISE ON THE TOILET?

People spend more time sitting on the toilet each week than exercising, study finds

(Thanks to Patty Villanova, Le Petomane and Michael Moyer)

SPORTS UPDATE

Unfortunately our strict policy against making fun of names prohibits us from bringing you the Sports Update.

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

EW

Someone made a candy corn pizza and the Internet is unhappy

(Thanks to [appropriately enough] Ralph)

WE SAW THE UDP OPEN FOR BLACK SABBATH

Washington State University is acquiring the necessary approvals to test equipment to compost human remains at one of its facilities in what is bluntly being called the Urban Death Project.

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

SEND THEM TO WASHINGTON

In an effort to find the rats new homes, the SPCA is trying something new: a "rat-a-thon".

(Thanks to The Perts)

THE KEY WAS A LARGE CORK

To save the planet, scientists figured out how to fix cow farts

(Thanks to David Emery)

IMAGINE WHAT ANCIENT SQUIRRELS WERE DOING

Ancient Frogs Might Have Eaten Dinosaurs

(Thanks to The Perts)

 
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