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September 22, 2017

NAME THAT CONTINENT!

Deadly snake found slithering in couple's bed sheets

(Thanks to Jon Harris, who says "This happens to my wife all the time, ba dum bump​.")

HIS SECOND DAY ON THE JOB

Dump truck runs over worker inside of portable toilet

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "How was your day, dear?")

CANADA: LAND OF EXCITEMENT

For the past few weeks, every day at the same time, around 1 p.m. — like clockwork, a chicken has been crossing the road on Main Street in Shediac, N.B., to go to the Tim Hortons, and its escapades aren't going unnoticed.

The latest episode of the poutine wars occurred on Thursday, when the reaction to a picture of “buffalo wing poutine” forced the temporary closure of a Reddit thread.

(Thanks to The Perts)

YOU KNOW WHO GAVE THE ORDER

A hitchhiking raccoon hopped onto the hood of a Colorado Springs police officer’s large major accident van as he was driving to the scene of a car crash Wednesday night.

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(Thanks to Ron Weil)

TWO FLORIDA LICENSES ARE ON THE WAY

Drunk man reportedly forced 8-year-old to chauffeur him around

In That Case, Sir, You Are Free To Go: WPXI reported that police attempted to administer a sobriety test, but Cook was allegedly too drunk to finish it. 

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Jon Harris)

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

During the volley of words, the man reportedly used the word "bro." Investigators said the neighbor became irate about being called bro by the victim. He shot the man in his leg just before 2 a.m.

(Thanks to Dorkfish)

BECAUSE AIR TRAVEL WASN'T UNPLEASANT ENOUGH

‘Unusual substance’ found in soap dispensers at a Detroit airport believed to be man’s bodily fluid

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

AT THE UNITED NATIONS WITH THE KING HE WAS

Saudi Textbook Withdrawn Over Image of Yoda With King

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

THAT'S NEARLY A TWO-WEEK SUPPLY FOR THIS BLOG'S HOUSEHOLD

Truck carrying 47,000 pounds of chocolate overturns

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN

The thong is dead.

(Thanks to mezrap)

 
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