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September 21, 2017

SOON WE WILL HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT

Motorcyclist ticketed for wearing panda suit on highway

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

ADVISORY

Please Do Not Pet the Radioactive Puppies of Chernobyl

(Thanks to Ron Weil, who says "I saw Radioactive Puppies of Chernobyl open for REO Speedwagon.")

O CANADA, DUDE

Pot will be 'competitively priced' in Ontario: Gov't

(Thanks to The Perts)

An Ontario college is offering Canada's first ever post-graduate accreditation for growing weed.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

THOSE THINGS SHOULD NOT BE SOLD WITHOUT A COOLING-OFF PERIOD

Safeway employee beaten with baguette by Fremont man

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

SPORTS UPDATE

Really, that wasn’t my dildo

This has been the Sports Update.

(Thanks to mezrap)

DOESN'T EVERYONE?

Why frogs turn yellow during group sex

(Thanks to Tembo Samadi)

ADVISORY

ATTENTION EVERYONE!!! For those of you driving on Chuckey Pike in Greene County: THIS IS A HALLOWEEN DECORATION! Do NOT call 911 reporting a dead body. Instead, congratulate the homeowner on a great display.

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(Thanks to Alan Dean and Ralph)

NAME THAT CONTINENT!

Woman horrified to discover a patch of dew covering her backyard is actually a massive SPIDER invasion - and the webs are multiplying every day

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Vero Beach Man Asks Police To Punch Him “I Deserve It”

(Thanks to John Mayson)

CSI: GENEVA

People in Switzerland Want to Know Who Is Clogging Their Toilets With Wads of Cash

(Thanks to funny man)

TO THE BLOG FOLKS WHO ARE MEMBERS OF THE TRIBE (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE):

L'Shana Tova!

(A Hebrew expression meaning "May the new year be happy and free of squirrels.")

 
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