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September 20, 2017

HE 'ALSO HAD A BELT AROUND HIS NECK'

A New Mexico man is facing charges after police say he randomly slapped a customer and then stole the man's green chile cheeseburger before dashing away.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

YET ANOTHER ARGUMENT FOR DRINKING BEER AT BREAKFAST

Experts say pumpkin spice addiction is a real thing

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

THIS IS OMINOUS

A crab with a strong will to live was filmed climbing out of a pot of heating water and switching off the hot plate to save its comrades.

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN OTHER MELON NEWS

An Odessa man has been arrested after allegedly assaulting his wife with a watermelon.

(Thanks to Dorkfish)

ATTENTION, PEOPLE OF NEW YORK:

Don’t Eat The Random Melons Growing In The Middle Of Amsterdam Avenue

The melons were planted by the “night salad manager” at the store.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

'SHE THEN REALIZED THAT SHE WAS OBSESSED WITH THAT PART OF HER BODY

Swedish woman grows buttocks 70 inches around

(Thanks to Ralph)

TODAY'S AMAZING DUCK FACT

It pays to hang out with the guys.

(Thanks to Art Silverman)

MIAMI TAX DOLLARS AT WORK

Hours After Hurricane Irma, Miami-Dade County Tickets Residents For Code Violations

(Thanks to Ranald Adams)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAA

Pasco man arrested for driving into person who set bananas on his car

Totally justified.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

 
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