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September 19, 2017

AND THEY ALL HAVE VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES

Scientists discover Octlantis, an underwater 'city' built entirely by octopuses where they flirt, mate and even have den evictions

(Thanks to Patty Villlanova)

ALWAYS A SHREWD LEGAL MOVE

A crazed woman shouted 'if you can't beat them, eat them,' after biting an officer outside a police station in Ireland.

(Thanks to Roberto)

CLASSY

Burglar steals dead man’s clothes in Kentucky funeral home

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

IN THAT CASE, SIR....

Vero Beach Man Tells Police: “I’m not going to fight you, I’m drunk”

(Thanks to John Mayson)

NEWS YOU CAN USE

How to make your way out of a coffin if you were buried alive

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, who says "I like the idea of hoping for a cheap coffin.")

PEOPLE OF NORTH ALABAMA:

I'll be speaking tonight at the University of North Alabama in Florence. It's part of their Distinguished Events Series, but evidently they ran out of distinguished events and so they invited me. Come on out! It's free, and will totally be worth it.

THE LAST DRAWER YOU WANT TO FIND IT IN

Catcher removes deadly snake from resident's underwear drawer

You know the country.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

CSI: MANITOBA

Police were called to a store on 18th St. N on Friday at about 5:20 p.m. Officers found a man wandering the floor in a pig costume he had stolen from the store and decided to don.

(Thanks to The Perts)

ONLY 17 TRILLION TO GO

Mayor of New Orleans: 3 aggressive squirrels 'have been apprehended'

(Thanks to Ralph)

Update: Curiously bold squirrel climbs man's leg in New Orleans

They are undeterred.

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

NOT AT ALL!

Woman removes six ribs to look like Wonder Woman and declares: ‘I don’t do this for vanity’

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

TO 'PROMOTE GOOD LUCK'

Wat Bang Khun Thien Nok in Bangkok has stirred controversy as the temple has installed statues of an imaginary creature with wings, the body of a tiger and a phallus for a head

(Thanks to Phil "Swash Buckler" McAvity)

THE BLOG BE QUOTED IN THIS ARRRRRTICLE

Arrr! Fake holidays the likes of Talk Like a Pirate Day are old as me peg leg, savvy?

'IT'S UNCHARTED TERRITORY FOR ME'

The Colorado Springs family has spent weeks trying to get a mystery woman they've dubbed "The Mad Pooper" to stop defecating in their neighborhood, right outside their house.

(Thanks to Steve Thompson)

IT WAS RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Police rescue angry swan after 'road rage incident' in Cambridgeshire

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

NEW ZEALAND STARRRRTED EARLY

The international Talk Like a Pirate Day is held on September 19 every year – but a growing group of pirate enthusiasts have decided to jump the gun and celebrate it earlier with a pub crawl in New Plymouth on the closest Saturday to the day.

TODAY BE THE DAY, ME HEARTIES

Arrrr

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