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September 09, 2017

WAIT, WHAT?

Why boozing at your Hurricane Irma party is not a good idea

(Thanks to Steve K)

Related: Hurricane Irma – Passenger ship called ‘Escape’ which fled Miami with 4,000 on board now stranded at sea with ‘unlimited booze’

(Thanks to Ranald Adams)

GUYS IN ACTION

A Michigan man combined some state pride with craftiness to create a state-shaped chair with a beer-dispensing Upper Peninsula.

(Thanks to Ralph)

'WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF WINE'

Family of 17 trapped inside remote ski lodge after enormous avalanche in New Zealand say they're in no rush to be rescued

(Thanks to Wolverine)

LENTILS

After this column ran, many people sent us lentil recipes. The best one came from Mr. P.J. O'Rourke:

Good lentil recipe: Boil in pot for 12 hours. Drain. Throw away lentils. Eat pot.

WE SAW SHOE-THROWING WOMAN OPEN FOR THE CLASH

Shoe throwing woman hops on patrol car in St. Lucie County

You know the state.

(Thanks to Ralph)

DEPARTMENT OF THINGS THAT NEVER HAPPENED TO US

Man returns home to find naked woman sleeping in his bed

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "And this is a problem, why?")

IRMA UPDATE

If we have to get out, we know where we're going.

 
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