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September 01, 2017

IT'S IMPORTANT FOR SENIORS TO STAY ACTIVE

'Out of control' pensioners fined for hotel rampage

(Thanks to William Charles and Richard Getsinger)

100-year-old man is arrested after accidentally shooting himself in the thigh while handling illegal .32 caliber revolver

(Thanks to Patty Villanova and Jeff Meyerson)

CANADA IS CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

Mystery of the slimy brain-like 'alien blobs' found in a Canadian lagoon that appear to be SPREADING

(Thanks to Alkali Bill, Rick Day and The Perts)

COLD WAR UPDATE

The U.S. embassy in Moscow has eliminated the program that sent Ridley Pearson and me to Russia in 2014. Relations between us and the Russians are not good. I blame Ridley.

It was a fun trip. Here's a picture of us with the U.S. ambassador to Russia, John Tefft, and his dog Lui, who is giving me a traditional Russian greeting.

Lui Kiss copy

GUYS IN ACTION

Crazy Kiwi beekeeper sits on a buzzing hive as part of $1000 dare

(Thanks to Rick Day)

FYI

These are the most dangerous sex positions

(Thanks to Steve Thompson)

CANADA: LEADING THE WORLD, IN CERTAIN CATEGORIES

Man sets new Guinness world record for wearing a bee beard in Toronto

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

RIBBITT

Potential client stole lawyer’s $900 tree frog

According to Thomas Liotti of East Garden City, the lawyer who owned the frog, staff of the other lawyer released the frog into a creek.

(Thanks to Kevin Smith)

IT WAS AN UNDERCOVER SHARK

Man flees Surf City police by swimming a mile out to sea, pursued by shark

(Thanks to Dave Roe)

WE DON'T BLAME THEM

Antidepressants found in fish brains in Great Lakes region

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

ATTENTION, NOBEL COMMITTEE

City chipmunks are happier, heavier and healthier than chipmunks in the wild, says researcher

(Thanks to The Perts)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

They're Making a Reality TV Show Called Bromans, About Bros Living as Romans

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

IN THAT CASE, SIR....

A 69-year-old Ohio man told police he was masturbating at a Lincoln bus stop to get rid of syphilis.

(Thanks to Ralph)

 
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