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August 29, 2017

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The Herald of Rock Hill reports Tega Cay police received a call from a resident shortly before 7:30 p.m. Sunday saying two people were lying on the eighth fairway. A police report said the resident told officers he thought there may have been a medical situation, but after looking through his binoculars, he saw two people engaged in a sex act.

(Thanks to Tim! Stern)

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It's in the hole!

My friend wants to know if it was a tRUMP course

The caller also noted that per USGA rule 107.4-107.7, the gentleman should be penalized two strokes for grounding his club in a hazard. The Tega Cay Police then fined the caller for excessive euphemisms, and giggling to a law enforcement officer.

Better that than in the rough.

He has balls to play a round like that.

That's not what the rule book means when it prescribes a two-stroke penalty.

I hope the police made them replace their divots.

May I play through?


Reminds me of the young lady taking golf lessons. Her first time on the course she got stung by a bee and ran to the clubhouse for treatment.
Her pro asked, "what's wrong?"
"I got stung by a bee!"
"Where?"
" Between the first and second hole."
"Your stance is too wide." the pro said.

Good thing the greens were freshly mowed.

Ladies, what's wrong with a little fore play?...

A golf lesson?

There are somewhere around 2,500 golf courses in Horry County, SC. It would take years for this couple to play through all the holes on all the courses here.

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