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August 11, 2017

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Drunken man sets scooter ablaze because he ‘got mad’ at it, cops say

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "You have to show these things who's the boss.")

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Get you motor runnin'. Head out on Blind Pass Road. Born to be burnt.

That'll teach it!

I remember a golfer who used to torture a bad putter by chipping rocks with the back of it. Needless to say he wasn't a good putter.

"Officer, I ain't no really bad guy, but when that scooter started talkin' trash about my mama, that was more than I could take."

That Scooter from the Muppets? Sad!

Basil Fawlty started all this when he thrashed his car. If you don't know who Basil Fawlty,or John Cleese, is then shame on you!

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