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August 10, 2017


Nudity is the new black

Advisory: Duh, nudity.

(Thanks to funny man)


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The one with his Versace dragging the floor looks cumbersome.

How is a fashion designer supposed to make money off of this? ...unless he changes his name to Aesop and calls this line "The Emperor's New Clothes." He should make a fortune doing that.

So we're all fashion forward twice a day.

These fashions will never catch on in Canada, Alaska, Iceland and places like them. But they would offer mosquitoes a better target.

Because some fashion designers are just lazy....

Todd Snider's band tried this in "Talkin' Seattle Grunge Rock Blues":

"We decided to be the only band that wouldn't play a note ...
The record guy came out to see us one day ...
He said he loved our work but he wasn't sure if he could sell a record
With nothing on it"

Why is it that the people you WANT to see naked.....oh, nevermind.
"Nothing" is now a fashion statement. Ok. Got it.


Positive: At least I can find it in my size.
Negative: Prone to wrinkling.

Well, that should sell a lot of.....

Left without a thing to wear, he wore his...nevermind!

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