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August 31, 2017

'UNINTENTIONALLY'

Squirrels Are Unintentionally Luring Bears to Railroad Tracks

(Thanks to Bill Rudersdorf in Houston. Stay dry, Bill.)

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME

His bulletproof shirt is now available in Miami. He shot his wife to prove it works

Update: The Herald is having problems with this link (keep scrolling down). This is not judi's fault, although she has been fired anyway as a precaution.

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

A Florida school was put on lockdown after after a man threatened parents with a gun and dead possum during dismissal, deputies said.

(Thanks to Jane from Kenai and Ralph)

IT'S SOMEWHERE AROUND ALABAMA

Half of men cannot label where the vagina is on a picture of the female body

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

UNFORTUNATELY, BOILING HOT LAGOONS ARE SPECIFICALLY EXCLUDED IN THE DAMAGE WAVER

Rental car slides into boiling hot lagoon in North Iceland

(Thanks to Steve Thompson)

ALL THREE PRODUCED VALID FLORIDA LICENSES

Maine woman, 2 goats unhurt after crash on interstate

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

ROOM SERVICE

Australian politician falls victim to 'special massage' scam at Midtown hotel

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "Now send him to Washington.")

LET'S HOPE IT DOESN'T FIND OUT ABOUT CHUCK E. CHEESE

Bear shows up to birthday party uninvited, finishes off cake

(Thanks to John Lobert)

IT'S NOT EASY BEING A GUY

Dads, Protect Your Balls From Flailing Toddler Limbs

(Thanks to John Lobert)

NICE THONG, DUDE

Man protests at court over pot, bong seizure

(Thanks to funny man)

BOLO

Authorities searching for heavily tattooed escaped inmate

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(Thanks to Andrew Mendez, who says "He can just blend in with the crowd.")

SOMEWHERE AROUND OKLAHOMA, RIGHT?

Seattle Times apologizes for not knowing where Alabama, Mississippi are located

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

 
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