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August 18, 2017

THERE'S A SONG* ABOUT THAT

Chemicals released into a river in Mumbai are turning stray dogs bright blue.

(Thanks to The Perts)

*This one.

FOR THE CAT, ANYWAY

Forget What You've Heard. Being a Cat Lady Is Healthy.

(Thanks to The Perts)

THIS NATION IS IN TROUBLE

Millennials don't care for boobs that much, according to a new study

(Thanks to The Perts)

'OH YEAH? I'M TRASHY?'

Michelle Eastwood said a chunk of hair was ripped from her head inside children’s store Crazy 8 at Monroeville Mall just before closing time Tuesday night.

(Thanks to funny man)

WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE A LIVE GECKO IN YOUR GULLET

Snake throws up live gecko when lizards attack

Incredibly, this did not happen in Australia.

(Thanks to funny man)

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GUYS IN ACTION, II

Guys Display Their Speed And Agility By Punching A Bear Trap Before It Closes

"Speed and agility" is not what they're displaying, if you ask us.

(Thanks to Steve Thompson)

FORGET MAYWEATHER VS. MCGREGOR

For free you can watch Paraglider vs. Cow.

(Thanks to Roberto)

THIS IS HOW IT STARTS

Christa Lawrence is still laughing after a mischievous little red squirrel raided her campsite's toilet-paper supply.

(Thanks to Ralph)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Millennials want luxury sheets, Peloton exercise bikes and music festival tickets, but they don’t always have enough cash or a desire to put them on a credit card. So they are turning to an even more expensive method of payment: financing.

(Thanks to Chris Elzi)

GUYS IN ACTION

World's fastest shed, based on Volkswagen Passat, to attempt 100mph

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

AS AN ANXIOUS NATION WATCHES

Constipated gorilla in Kansas zoo recovering after surgery

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

Related: Constipation is an American epidemic

(Thanks to Roberto, who asks: "If this is epidemic, can I get infected by shaking hands or standing too close to somebody?")

Also Vaguely Related: 27-year-old crappie record broken

Name We Are Not Making Fun Of: Fesstus Stalder"

(Thanks to MOTW)

 
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