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August 17, 2017

'RAVISHED BY A TRICERATOPS'

Dinosaur erotica was pioneered by two Texas A&M students

(Thanks to Bobby Grawl)

WE ARE APPROACHING PEAK FLORIDA

Woman drunkenly bites man's fishing line at St. Johns County pier

(Thanks to Rick Day and Another Ralph)

Experts advise that if you're going to bite somebody's fishing line, you should do it soberly.

TOTALLY APPROPRIATE

Upon learning that a McDonald’s ice cream machine was out of order, an aggrieved drive-thru customer retrieved a replica of an AR-15 rifle from his car’s trunk, prompting terrified workers to lock themselves in the Florida restaurant’s bathroom and call 911, police report.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

MAKES FOR A CATCHY JINGLE

China bans strange company names after condom firm calls itself ‘There is a Group of Young People with Dreams, Who Believe They Can Create Wonders of Life Under Uncle Niu's Leadership Internet Technology’

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

Scene in a Chinese bedroom:

Woman: I'm ready!

Man: Me too! Let me just put on this product from There is a Group of Young People with Dreams, Who Believe They Can Create Wonders of Life Under Uncle Niu's Leadership Internet Technology!

Woman: zzzzzzz

IT WILL BE BACK

Scientists create Terminator-style robot with self-healing ‘flesh’

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who asks "What could possibly go wrong?")

AND IN SPORTS

Red Sox cameraman takes first pitch right in the junk

(Thanks to mezrap, who says "Ball two!")

FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS

Japan Is Selling Ice Cream That Doesn't Melt

(Thanks to mezrap)

YOU KNOW THE CONTINENT

Snake found wrapped around child's toys

Key Biology Fact: Like young men in their 20s, snakes "drop common sense" during mating season, Mr Harrison told AAP.

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

SO YOU CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT NORTH KOREA

Huge Blobs of Fat and Trash Are Filling the World’s Sewers

Autoplay.

(Thanks to MOTW)

WE LIVE IN DANGEROUS TIMES

A quarter of people suffer waxing, trimming, ‘manscaping’ injuries

(Thanks to Le Petomane, Joe in Japan and Allen at Division)

 
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