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August 15, 2017

BOLO

Truck With 20 Tons Of Nutella And Chocolate Vanishes

(Thanks to B'game)

NOW WITH ADDED PROTEIN

Chick-fil-A sandwich had dead rodent baked inside, lawsuit alleges

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Nelson in Michigan, who asks "Why on Earth would he want an UNBAKED rodent in his sandwich?")

THIS ACTUALLY DOESN'T SEEM LIKE SUCH A BAD IDEA

Shock claims Great Pyramid reveals EXACT DATE of end of world…and it’s NEXT MONTH

Advisory: It's the Daily Star.

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

TEXAS: STATE OF ROMANCE

A warrant has been issued for a Texas resident who stands accused of having sex with a chain link fence, according to court records.

(Thanks to Le Petomane, Steven Pudlo, Patty Villanova and Andrew Mendez)

SIPPING A MOJITO

Possible panther recorded lounging by Florida woman's pool

(Thanks to Bob Brogan)

IN SOME SOCIETIES THIS WOULD MEAN THEY WERE LEGALLY MARRIED

Pet owner saved his drowning tortoise's life after giving it mouth-to-mouth for an hour

(Thanks to Le Petomane, Patty Villanova and Al Barkafski)

SEND THESE TOADS TO WASHINGTON

Tiny toads close road in Whistler, B.C.

(Thanks to The Perts)

YOU KNOW THE SQUIRRELS SET THIS UP

An insurance company has been forced to pay out over 1.5 million rubles after nearly 3,000 turkeys in the Tambov region of Russia were spooked to death by a lizard.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES:

The horizontal shower.

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

Incensed that he would have to share Taco Bell tacos with his brother--who brought the takeout food home--an Alabama man grabbed a baseball bat and struck his sibling in the head, police allege.

(Thanks to Barry Nester and Ray Reese)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Fruit bat that looks uncannily like Star Wars Jedi Master Yoda is officially recognized as new species

(Thanks to Ralph)

NOW THEY'RE 'ROAD STUDS'

Council renames ‘cats eyes’ after American tourists thought they were really made from cats

(Thanks to Ralph)

AT SPEEDS APPROACHING 8 M.P.H.

Police chase down man attempting to drive off in stolen steamroller

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

UNLIKE THE POOP EMOJI

Smiley face emoticons make you seem incompetent, claim scientists

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER

Iguana returned to Rye home after biting cyclist

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Poker)

THE ECLIPSE

Here's your survival guide.

 
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