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August 03, 2017

HE'S IN THE RIGHT PLACE

‘Screaming’ naked man spotted in Upper Dicker farmyard

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

REAL ESTATE REPORT

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibiting making fun of names prohibits us from presenting the Real Estate Report.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Incredible moment hero Florida beach attendant disarms gun-toting tourist by whacking him in the face with a giant UMBRELLA - after a row broke out over a £1.50 inflatable octopus

(Thanks to Michael Moyer)

GOD HELP US IF THE SQUIRRELS DEVELOP THIS CAPABILITY

Man injured after bullets ricochet off of armadillo

(Thanks to Ron G inWA)

IT'S MEDICINAL, OFFICER DUDE

Florida man caught speeding in Georgia with 20 pounds of marijuana and $70,000 in cash in his vehicle

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THE PUB HAS A POLICY BARRING 'LARGE GROUPS IN FANCY DRESS'

Seven Welsh priests walk into a bar, get mistaken for stag party

(Thanks to Ralph)

CANADA: LAND OF MYSTERY

Ottawa archbishop surprised by negative reaction to robotic spider on cathedral

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

The Case of the Missing Wheelbarrow

(Thanks to Judy B. and Rob Simbeck)

SO THEY WON'T NEED ON-THE-JOB TRAINING

Half of the eight mayoral hopefuls on Detroit’s primary ballot next week have been convicted of felony crimes involving drugs, assault or weapons, a Detroit News analysis shows.

(Thanks to Rob Simbeck)

IN THAT CASE, MA'AM, HERE'S ANOTHER CINDER BLOCK

A woman who threw a cinderblock at her neighbor’s vehicle told officers she meant to hit her neighbor.

You know the state.

(Thanks to Ralph)

'THIS HAS BEEN THE WORST MORNING OF MY LIFE'

Young man gets inundated with texts about a HEIFER for sale after a Craigslist user mistakenly listed his phone number on an ad for a cow

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

 
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