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July 28, 2017

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GIVE LEMURS ACCESS TO THE INTERNET

A man was robbed of his pants and shoes near the San Francisco Zoo in an online transaction gone wrong, officials said.

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

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Yes, it would have involved feces throwing if the chimps had masterminded this.


Beware of the Zoo. It's a jungle inside there!

♫ Something tells me it's all happening at the zoo... ♫

HBO did a documentary on the incident some years ago. Well, close.

Definitely unusual. I would think that normally, when a couple of guys in San Francisco set up a transaction meeting online, they get to put their pants back on after the transaction is complete. o.O

Oh, for a second there I thought I was going to need a tight hold on my shorts the next time I placed an order with Amazon.

I guess the take home is, when you go to finalize an online transaction, don't wear your pants.

If you finalize an Internet deal at a Chuck E. Cheese, you could lose a lot more than your pants and shoes.

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