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July 27, 2017

THESE ARE CONSENTING TURTLES

This $10 sex toy is helping scientists study turtles

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

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I recall Secretive Gender opened for The Turtles.

All I get is a blockage come-on for A digital or
other Post subscription. Blocking what I want to read will not make me a fan or a subscriber.

Tell Gene.

I had a friend who had some herpetology issues after using a sex toy back in the 80s. What?

"Some may call it silly..."

'Creepy' is the word I would use.

I had to stop reading ... there must be some turtle in my genes.

A better headline for this article would have been:

Mad Scientists Molest Innocent Turtles.

Leave them alone. Go investigate some dogs!

This explains the rise in turtle related battery thefts.

Here's the David Attenborough prototype.

Touche Turtle and Dum Dum had no comment.

Extra Geezer Bus overhead bin space to anyone who can quote any phrase from Touche Turtle.

"What's up duck?"

"Turtle Arousal" would not make a good name for anything.....

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