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July 01, 2017

OUR THOUGHTFUL RESPONSE TO THIS ARTICLE ABOUT DESIGNER NIPPLES

GET OFFA MY LAWN!

p.s. Probably NSFW, unless you work for The Blog

("Thanks" to a bunch of people)

MALE PEOPLE SHOULD NOT CLICK THIS LINK

The first sentence ends with when he sat down on his gun.

(Thanks to Kevin M. and Janice G.)

AREN'T WE ALL

Volvo admits its self-driving cars are confused by kangaroos

(Thanks to Alkali Bill, who failed to mention that Confused by Kangaroos WBAGNFARB)

GROWNUPS CAN BE SUCH IDIOTS

Breakfast conversation with my three-year-old grandson, Dylan:
ME: Does milk come from a chicken?
DYLAN: No.
ME: Does milk come from a fish?
DYLAN: No.
ME: Does milk come from...
DYLAN (interrupting): It comes from a milk box.
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ADVISORY

This blog will be on vacation for the next week or so, although we will probably post occasionally. And of course we will keep you updated if a toilet explodes somewhere urgent news developments develop. Also Judi may do some posting if she spots any items of particular interest to her.

 
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