« Previous | Main | Next »

June 19, 2017


Drone-delivered kale, and 5 more things we might see at an Amazon-owned Whole Foods

(Thanks to Le Petomane)


Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

Send that kale to North Korea. Also the White House.

I think both could use more roughage.

My wife has been making us micro-nutrient smoothies. I am thinking I should replace her supply of organic kale with fresh mowed lawn waste, but she caught on when I said, "I don't want any thanks, It taste like fresh mowed lawn waste." She insists it's good for me. I think I'm allergic to the Flax seed. Sometimes after a micro-nutrient smoothie my throat swells up and I can't breathe. Plus I choke on the extra large serving of fresh mowed lawn waste I deserve for trying to deceive her. It's really very good. I am told to say that.

There is supposedly a company that manufactures a 12 gauge drone killer shotgun shell. I expect stock in that company may start booming. Especially if that blasted drone is packing kale.

Which is scarier?

A gale wind is coming, or

A kale wind is coming?

Drone-Delivered Cale would be a bagpipe album featuring After Midnight, Cocaine, and Call Me The Breeze.

Kale is a mistake. Anyone remembers that episode from the Cheers, when Woody was hipnotized to like the kale based drink?

Kale even sounds bad.

The comments to this entry are closed.

Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise