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June 19, 2017

TIME TO DECAFFEINATE

A trip to Starbucks ended violently on Sunday, after two customers got into argument over a wrong drink order, and one of them was stabbed.

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(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "The Wrong Latte opened for Strawberry Alarm Clock.  Tasty show.")

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"Calm down, just calm down."

"Why is this knife sticking out of my forehead?"

Since Jagger's song of the same name, I have avoided Starbuckers. Too much violins, and too pricy.

" I asked for a shot. "

They were there to and try to sober up after a wild night of partying at Chuck E. Cheese.

Yeah... I can't even count the number of times I reached for my cell phone and pulled out a [self-opening] knife instead. Sorry to hear someone else has the same problem.

fractalist, if I had a dollar for every time I've reached in my purse for my cellphone and accidently pulled out my machete I'd be a rich woman. I have to admit I also get a little aggressive when I have to pay $6.00 for a cup of coffee.

If he can pay those prices you would have thought he could afford a gun.

The rule in the North Suburbs of Chicago:
Flee a knife, charge a gun. Have exact change ready at Starbucks.

IF I were a coffee drinker and IF I went to Starbucks and IF the guy in front of me was holding up the entire line because his Caramel Macchiato, Venti, Skim, Extra Shot, Extra-Hot, Extra-Whip, Sugar-Free didn't have enough whip, I'd stab him too and no jury would convict me.

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