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June 27, 2017

TERRORISM UPDATE

TSA Catches Live Lobster At Boston's Logan Airport

(Thanks to Gargoyle Socks)

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snorks @ Lobster Clause

No mention as to how many shoe bombs the lobster possessed.

The agent that caught it said it was delicious.

"Look out! He's drawn' butter!"

That was easy - lobsters cannot run very fast.

TSA: Tasty Seafood Agency

We're gonna need more butter

Key quote: "Bear spray, axes and declared and unloaded firearms are all permitted in checked bags."

Sounds like the recipe for an unforgettable honeymoon!

Get Bill Murray over there with some melted butter and bibs, STAT!

For the young and uninitiated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9cBc-TQESI

A 20 pounder??!! I'm surprised it didn't disappear. About 8 years ago I carried on 3 4 lb. lobsters from Boston to Tampa and barely made it through check-in -- everyone wanted to steal them.

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