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June 19, 2017

'TELL PEOPLE NOT TO PANIC'

Experts say Canada's caterpillar and worm infestation will end

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

When they tell you not to panic, it is TIME TO PANIC.

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I was not panicking until they told me not to.

Sure it will end, once they've devastated the Earth and moved on to the next planet.

Or was that INDEPENDENCE DAY?

What if each caterpillar had an IQ of 200 ? What would we do ?

PANIC--This is a portend of global worming. All worms are all scum of the earth.

"They will go away."

He's talking about the caterpillars and worms, and not the people, right?

"Global worming is real" was the last line in a Twilight Zone or Outer Limits show. Or maybe a newscast. Hard to keep up with all the real and fake news, IYKWIM.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has the words DON'T PANIC printed in large, friendly letters on the cover.

Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down.

Right, MOTW. And the answer is 42.

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