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June 19, 2017

DOUGHNUTS WERE INVOLVED

'I'm going to hit you in the head,' woman named Miracle Crimes tells Springfield cop before allegedly kicking him in groin

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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I was a big fan of Miracle Crimes when she fronted ACDC.

So lock up your daughter
Lock up your wife
Lock up your back door
And run for your life
The man is back in town
Don't you mess me 'round

'Cause I'm T.N.T. I'm dynamite
T.N.T. and I'll win the fight
T.N.T. I'm a power load
T.N.T. watch me explode


If only she had given him some warning.....

If they were expecting a Miracle: Well, she's here!

Not very sporting of her.

If she'd hit him in the head, there would have been no problem. Also, we are not making fun of her last name.

Seriously, there is no way we are paying the men and women in blue enough to put up with @#$%! like this.

What ever happened to the good old days when you could count on suspects' names to include the name Wayne? Today's criminals have names that you would expect for a race horse.

I'm glad to hear that they ordered psychiatric evaluation. I'm sorry she had a miscarriage, but seriously .. it sounds like she has worse problems.

Maybe we can check in on her tamer sister, Miracle Whip.

Miracle Crime could come from a large family. There is a popular wine called "19 Crimes."

And a big snork @MOTW for Miracle Whip.

Batman dies and all the supervillains run amok. Who will stop Miracle Crimes now?

D'oh-nuts, Springfield, Miracle Crimes. Pride Gas Station?

All that is missing is Chief Wiggum and Ralph!

And Princess Cashmere.

She plans on selling T-Shirts with "It's a Miracle I Survived Her [face photo] Crimes!

It's a Miracle.

nursecindy told me.

Well, she's as big as I expected her to be...

Miraculous mug shot.

BTW, too many clues, Jeff. ;-)

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