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June 27, 2017

CSI: EW

Cops wound up tracking down the suspect inside that porta potty.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Ott's ex-girlfriend called police Saturday night after he allegedly showed up to her work, punched her in the head and dragged her through a store. He then locked himself in the porta potty.

I say he needs a special swirlie. What say ye blog gents?

Just put a chain around the thing and wait until he begs to be let out. Eighth Amendment doesn't mention porta potties.

I agree with both of you. Chain it closed and also plug up the little swirly vent at the top.

For once, the police DID have something to go on...

The cops did need to chain the door shut and then shake the potti really hard for a while. Most people have heard the term, "dipped in sh*t," but this guy deserves a demonstration.

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