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June 16, 2017

CSI: CRAIGHEAD COUNTY

Arkansas courthouse installs security cameras in elevator to stop the steady stream of visitors PEEING inside

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

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You can take the perp out of Arkansas, but you can't take the Arkansas outta the elevator.

Oh this is goona be great.

Warning: Video camera records all peeing activity in this elevator.

"No, I can't read and I'm sorry for peeing on your shoe. Are getting off on four?"

RE: My earlier post. I can't spell either because,

Woke up, fell out of bed,
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
And looking up I noticed I was late.

Sooner or later some prankster will place a urinal poster on the back wall of the elevator, then watch the hilarity.

I started out wondering if people also befouled elevators in Flathead County. Now I am wondering if there ARE any elevators in Flathead County.

These cases will probably end up in Pistrict Court.

Must be some slow elevator.

I couldn't think of anything funny about this. People are disgusting.

I get it, steady stream .

This dilemma caused one news anchor to ask what will happen if they turn off and lock the elevator.
The other anchor, also a lawyer said "Depends."

(Rim-shot)

Steady stream means no prostate problems.

Penalty flag thrown at funny man. Horrible. Well Done !

Well, you can't pee outside an elevator, there's no privacy!

Clem, now why can't you just use the bushes like the judge does? Think you're too good for us.

Hello, I must be going?
-Phil Collins

Reminds me of the time I got caught peeing in a public swimming pool...
The lifeguard yelled at me so loud I nearly fell in...

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