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June 13, 2017

IN THAT CASE, MA'AM, YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Woman caught shoplifting said she was studying kleptomania

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

GUYS IN ACTION

Man Jumps Flowerbed In Golf Cart

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WHEN THIS OLD WORLD STARTS GETTING ME DOWN*

The witness told police that three people were on the roof of an adjacent building engaged in sexual activity.

(Thanks to funny man and Jim Kenaston)

*Name that song.

IN MIAMI, YOUR CAR WOULD BE GONE. SO WOULD YOUR DRIVEWAY.

Michigan Senate OKs leaving your car running in the driveway

(Thanks to Nelson in Michigan)

WE USED TO LAND PEOPLE ON THE MOON

KFC to send chicken sandwich to edge of space on balloon

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

THAR SHE BLOWS

Drones are being used by scientists to collect whale snot

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Scientists are tracking penguin guano from space.

(Thanks to ScottMGS)

We saw Penguin Guano From Space open for ? and the Mysterians.

MIAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Here's Video of Some Lunatic Towing a Flaming Boat on a Miami-Dade Highway

(Thanks to Ralph)

CANADIAN WILDLIFE REPORT

That “crocodile” people were spotting in the Surrey marsh, Mounties say, was actually a blown truck tire.

This has been your Canadian Wildlife Report.

(Thanks to The Perts)

AGREED

This ‘sexy chest’ costume is undoubtedly the most horrific piece of swimwear ever

(Thanks to many people)

IN MIAMI, WE CALL THIS 'SHOTGUN'

A woman was spotted riding on the hood of a car on a Houston highway

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THE SQUIRRELS ARE GETTING BRAZEN

Bear crosses through Colorado race, stunning runners

Autoplay.

(Thanks to coscolo)

Related: They're also using beavers to ruin weddings.

(Thanks to The Perts)

 
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