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June 08, 2017

LEAVING THE TROOPER WITH NO CHOICE BUT TO LET HER GO

Driver pulls out half-eaten burrito when FHP trooper asks for license

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

AS FLORIDA AS FLORIDA GETS

A Florida man wanted to go to Hooters so badly that authorities say he told 911 dispatchers he needed a ride to the restaurant because his grandmother had just suffered a stroke in the parking lot.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Le Petomane)

A TOTALLY RATIONAL RESPONSE

Man Angry Over Onions On His Food, Exposes Himself, Threatens To Shoot Restaurant Staff

Autoplay.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Roberto)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Neighbors make a stink about road paved with clamshells

Ew: Some clam meat is visible and maggots are starting to feed on it.

(Thanks to Poker)

IT WAS ASKING FOR IT

Man almost killed by flying door after shooting fridge

(Thanks to Roberto, Patty Villanova and Clayton Carroll)

THE LARDBUTT 1K

...when they hit the track they find out that, instead of water stations, there are donut stations.

(Thanks to Ralph)

IT WAS A SLOW WALK

He then proceeded so see Hall stuff 15 bottles of motor oil and 30 DVDs in his pants before walking out of the store and back to his car

(Thanks to Ralph)

SENIOR CITIZEN OF THE WEEK SO FAR

79-year-old grandma does keg stand at grandson's party in Texas

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE

Girlfriend finds rattlesnake in toilet

(Thanks to Bobby Grawl)

A man has posed next to a giant olive python which was crossing a busy highway

This video shows a man in Georgia pulling a snake out of a gas pump.

(Thanks to Layla)

WAIT... HE TOLD HIS SON TO FLY?

Father ties his son's loose tooth to his pet parrot and tells him to fly

(Thanks to Patty Villanova)

WE'RE GONNA NEED MORE BEANS

Crews Respond to Exploding Trailer Hauling Pork in Clay County

(Thanks to Jon Harris)

WE SAW A.T. OPEN FOR THE STONES

Particle Accelerators Are Changing The Way We Look At Ancient Turds

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

 
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