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May 12, 2017

WE NEED STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS

Police say a woman has been charged with disorderly conduct after she threw noodles at someone during an argument.

(Thanks to David Emery)

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Get them out of untrained civilian hands!

Hey, that cheap Ramen stuff could poke someone's eye out.

Noodle chucking used to be a hanging offense in Texas.

That's NOT using the old noodle, is it?

Is it the pistol grip or the flash suppressor that makes them assault noodles?

Were they Ninja Throwing Noodles?

You can take my noodles from my cold dead hands.

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