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May 28, 2017

WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE DAMN CONSTITUTION

Judge denies accused man's request to juggle during trial

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

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If the job related big red nose doesn't fit, you must acquit.

I always get picked when I'm called for jury duty. I've sat in on a couple of trials that would have been a lot more interesting if the defendant had been allowed to juggle. I would have definitely found in his favor if a tiny car had come into the court room and a bunch of lawyers had climbed out.

Another "judicial entertainer"?

Send em to Korea!

It's the nature of the business, it's the juggler's blues.

Moron. You're supposed to do sword swallowing during a preliminary hearing.

The judge might have allowed the clown to juggle if he hadn't first asked the judge to smell his flower.

It was the chainsaws.

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