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May 04, 2017


A man on Staten Island was accused of using a bow and arrow to illegally shoot a squirrel on his house.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and J.R. Absher)


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A flamethrower would be more fun.

Can't believe they arrested this guy instead of giving him the medal he deserves.

It's New York City. If he missed, he might wound a rat by accident, and the whole island would have to go on lockdown.

The CSI plots are starting to get a little thin.

Aim small, miss small.

Now the squirrels have the police in their pocket. I tell you they are getting organized.

I suppose the Sheriff of Nottingham had this on Robin's arrest warrant as well.

I shot an arrow into the air.
Then got arrested which was unfair.
The little squirrel thinks he's the winner.
But when I get home he'll be my dinner.

Staten Island's different from the other boroughs. They're lucky he didn't use a bazooka.

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