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May 14, 2017

THE NEWS FROM CHORLTON-CUM-HARDY

A man promised free beer for life by his landlord when he reached the age of 100 is toasting his longevity.

This has been the news from Chorlton-cum-Hardy.

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby)

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Hoppy Birthday!

Lucky he's not in the States. He'd have to drink free Smucker's jam for life.

That man has a reason to live. The landlord should have expected this.

He could get his revenge by serving only Bud Light.

Free Bud Light for life?
Oh, the humanity!

A recent message scrawled on the stall at the Bowling Green pub, "I've got Her Majesty's Chortin'-cum-Hardy right here."

No one thought of Dwight Yoakam when they read this?

I smell a rent raise coming.

Is Chorlton-cum-Hardy someone's pornstar name?

Snork@ Meanie the Blue, who is likely correct.

Goes good with everything..except spaghetti.

Oops, wrong thread!
Night already.

Or oreos.

Strictly speaking, it is the news from the nearby retirement home at Drooling-on-the-Lapel.

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