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May 08, 2017

SO YOU CAN SPEND ETERNITY INFESTED WITH SQUIRRELS

The biodegradable burial pod that turns your body into a tree

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

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Just when you think nothing could be more stupid...

That's one way to hold on to your morning wood...

My goal is to be buried in Idaho and someday have Dave stuck high in my branches.

Now you have a chance make a total ash out of yourself.

Paging Bobby Goldsboro.

Darn you, Manual. It's been years since I've thought of that stupid song.

And then the tree could be harvested for lumber, and you could be like, "we built this addition out of grandma."

Wasn't this the farewell episode of Deadwood?

I am Groot.

I think that I shall never see,
My remains buried beneath a tree.

To see them shaken,
By a character like Groot,
Then hear someone say,
"I sure hope that's a root!"

Don't you mean "mourning" wood, funny man?

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