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May 08, 2017

SO IT'S SETTLED

Tequila could be good for your bones, according to science

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

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I have to wonder how much of the research was done last Friday on Cinco de Mayo.

The science is settled !

So that's why Pee-Wee Herman was able to dance on his tiptoes.

Last call for enhanced absorption of calcium and magnesium aid.

This explains why people living here in New Mexico have strong bones, but also often have difficulty speaking or walking.

Future METRO headlines:

Poison could be good for your brain!

Breathing could be good for your lungs!


Death could be good for your skin!

I suspect the benefits are due to the worm in the bottle.

It better be, what with all the falling down it causes.

I hope they wrote this all down, because they'll never remember.

Once, with my college buddy/roomate, we drunk a couple of bottles of tequila. I i threw up so much I'm sure my bones went out as well. That was 33 years ago and I haven't touch this stuff ever since.

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