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May 19, 2017

SMOOTH

A city man was drunk when he parked his car at the State Police Academy and got out to lie in the grass Wednesday afternoon, troopers said.

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins and DaninDallas)

Related: Texas man drunk texted officers, 911 to report bar that overserved him

(Thanks to Bobby Grawl)

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"There is nothing more amusing than a justice-seeking drunk," Lt. Johnny Rose told DFW-CBS.

I saw them open for Dean Martin.

I don't suppose this is the same guy who called police to complain his heroin wasn't pure enough.

Law & Order: Make it a double.

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