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May 17, 2017

SHE WON'T GET FAR WITHOUT MILK

Girl Scout leader on the lam after stealing $15,000 worth of cookies

(Thanks to PirateBoy and Le Petomane)

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She has her On the Lam badge; this could be tough. Look for a woman in a trench coat selling Samoas out of the back of a panel van.

There is nothing lower than a cookie thief.

So a few dozen boxes, then.

I've been saying for years that Thin Mints are the crack cocaine of the cookie world.

Sure hope she doesn't toss her cookies....

Wiredog: It is true. I saw a 'no solicitors' sign once that proved it:

NO PEDDLERS OR SOLICITORS

We know who we are going to vote for.
We own an encyclopedia.
We have ordered aluminum siding.
We found Jesus.
So, unless you have Thin Mints, please go away!

The cops don't have even a crumb of evidence where she is.

Leah Ann's daughter must be so proud of her.

“It looks like she picked up the cookies and, now, she and the cookies have disappeared,” stated Bartley.

That always happens after I eat a box or two. I think it is a scam, because the cookies always disappear without fail.

Be on the lookout for any rogue bakeries opening up.

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