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May 06, 2017


Zebra collides with truck

(Thanks to Ralph)


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It was released after producing a valid Florida driver's license.

What's black and white and red all over?

That very embarrassed zebra!

And now there are a lot of confused doctors in Riverview.

She was looking for a Dodge Ram.

"Sir, about this damage claim you filed on your truck. You claim you were hit by a zebra. Please explain how you knew it was a zebra? Describe what it looked like, really."

When you hear hoof beats....

Apparently, she didn't use the zebra crossing.

Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because, "freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose"
kris kristofferson

What's this about a Z bra...?

I don't want to sound prejudiced, but everyone knows zebras are terrible drivers.

I thought it was a crosswalk...honest.

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