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Only in Oregon.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 02, 2017 at 07:03 AM
Can I take a therapy llama on my next flight to Hawaii? If I take United it could be an epic fight between the llama and their security service. I don't think that llama would allow without a fight to be dragged from the plane.
Posted by: kolo | May 02, 2017 at 07:23 AM
It's a little known fact, but the Llamas were the opening band for the Go-Go's and were background vocals for "We've got the bleat"
Posted by: JG | May 02, 2017 at 07:56 AM
More proof that Oregon is the Floriduh of the NorthWest.
Posted by: GA-Oz Hybrid | May 02, 2017 at 08:01 AM
"If you bring the bouquet, alpaca lunch."
Posted by: Ralph | May 02, 2017 at 08:15 AM
I keep telling Mrs. PirateBoy that my goal is to retire and eventually own two llamas: Dolly and Tony.
I'd like to try and teach both of them to say the word "como". As in "Como say llama".
Posted by: PirateBoy | May 02, 2017 at 09:34 AM
Zonker Harris (from Doonesbury) would be proud.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | May 02, 2017 at 09:42 AM
"Joy said most weddings feature Rojo in a groom outfit and Napoleon as the bride."
NTTAWWT
Posted by: MOTW | May 02, 2017 at 10:32 AM
Which couple is getting married?
Posted by: funny man | May 02, 2017 at 01:07 PM
Never draw up plans to expand your business while stoned.
Which is obviously what has happened here; 'dOOd! Check *this* idea out - it totally rocks...'
Posted by: Seeker | May 02, 2017 at 10:15 PM
I want a therapy rhinoceros or maybe a therapy cheetah. That would be a fun time at the airport or wedding!
Posted by: 655321 | May 03, 2017 at 12:43 AM