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May 19, 2017


Out-of-work clowns must find 'real jobs' after Ringling Bros. folds

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)


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I believe there might be an opening at the White House shortly.

It is called the US Congress.

Wouldn't you enjoy being picked up by a rideshare driver dressed as a clown?

Paging Mr. King. Mr. Steven King.

Out of work clowns could apply at a Chuck E. Cheese or any Department of Motor Vehicles.

But wait, isn't this how major Fortune 500 companies "aquire" their CEO's?

They can try to get a part on the movie IT.

I hear the IRS is hiring right now.

I have been sorta sad about it all. At one time I wanted to run away to the circus and be a clown. Then I graduated college (unfortunately, clown college wasn't an option) and had to get a real job. I've seen the Moscow circus and various little county fair circuses. In all my years, the only chance I had to see Ringlings was when I won tickets and couldn't go. Who knew the Big Top wasn't an appropriate anniversary date? That may have been the beginning of the end.

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