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May 13, 2017

IN THAT CASE, SIR...

Man arrested after 'masturbating vigorously' in public because he 'hates Portland'

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston, Stan Ruth and Chris Elzi)

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Yep, being around the Rose Garden, the Rose Festival and all the other stuff can really take a lot out of you

He hates Fred Allen's wife ?

In that case, sir....move!

I think some scientists did a study concluding that this is good for you, or that you'll go blind. I can't recall.

He would be great featured doing a series of Geico commercials.

Sad that NW Couch doesn't really have a couch.

Lizzie Acker, Meat Beat Reporter, The Oregonian....Organonian??

Something about this story rubs me the wrong way.

If you ever visit Portland, you have to see Powell's Books, the world's largest independent bookstore.

Warning: You can easily spend a full day in there!

Expression covered by the Fist Amendment.

I don't think Portland cares much for him either, too much class everywhere.

Hey PirateBoy, I've been to Powell's and wish every city had a bookstore like that. Denver does have Tattered Cover, however. The last bookstore in Roswell, NM, Hastings, closed last year. Sad.

It may be he's in the wrong... oh yeah..Portland.

Wow. Imagine if he liked Portland.

Meanie, shame on you.


Not the worst thing I've done. Today.

In his defense before a jury filled with angry civic boosters, he explained he meant Portland, Maine.

Thanks for the book tip, PirateBoy.

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