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May 03, 2017

IN THAT CASE, SIR, PLEASE CONTINUE

Police: Man with gun enters Arkansas lingerie store, screams he is millionaire, rips items from shelves

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

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Bill Clinton isn't taking the election results well, is he?

Arkansas: Where three drugs are used in lethal injection. Sodium thiopental or pentobarbital is used as an anesthetic to induce unconsciousness, pancuronium bromide (Pavulon) to cause muscle paralysis and respiratory arrest. And a soothing potassium chloride to stop the heart. None of which could possibly cause a better high than the amount of Meth taken by a hostile, sweaty, fidgeting self proclaimed millionaire ripping items off the shelves, while further fidgeting with a gun inside Cupid's Lingerie Boutique.

Man, that book tour really did a number on @scalzi, didn't it?

*Snork* at Cupids Lingerie's address.

Regis?

Understandable. Millionaires are often eccentric.

Isn't this exactly how "Shark Tank" got started?

Don't know that I've seen a mug shot that included a latex glove and the suspect's face looking like he'd bitten into a super sour candy.

"No! I'm terribly shy; I won't look at the camera. I won't, I won't, I won't!"

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